Happy New Years everyone!
Hope everyone had a good safe night and will have a great day! What’s your new years resolutions?
(843): If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn’t Christmas spirit then I don’t know what is.
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(720): My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said “you are my son.” Proudest family moment ever
goregeous-mind asked: Hey! This blog is amazing and has a big potential. Keep up doing this good job, don't let this die! :)
Thank you so much! I’m glad to hear that. :) And don’t worry I’d hand over the reins to someone else if I ever wasn’t able to do this anymore so it could keep going.
(636): Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high-fiving each of us.
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(510): Gees I don’t know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing weird motions with your hands
(1-510): That was the small dick alert
(651): Okay! I got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I’m ready to meet my blind date~
(251): How do I tell my son he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
915: Told you I was good to drive
1-915: dumbass I drove…you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
